[Finally. Ten days after getting beat up by a girl, Raph's finally holding up his end of the deal. Dinner. With Fujiko. Holy crud.

Behold Raphael, the turtle who can charge headlong into a pack of bloodthirsty ninja like he lives there, coming apart at the seams over one stupid little date. No. Not a date. Dinner. Just dinner. But even "just ( Read more... )

[Raph woke up today feeling like he was going to get smothered to death. He was hot under the covers, and somehow that felt really uncomfortable. Actually, pretty much everything about him felt uncomfortable. His skin was too sensitive, his back was too flat, and when he tried to sit up, he felt like he had a goddamn slinky for a spine ( Read more... )